George Strait — Tom F
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Intro Lick C G#
[C] [D] [F] [C#] [F] [G#]
Verse 1
[F]
I was sittin' in a chair at the H&R Block.
[F7] [Bb]
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock.
[C] [C7]
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year,
[F] [G#]
And son, you've spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."
I said it's ;
Chorus 1
[Bb]
Cheaper than a shrink.
[F]
You don't have to think.
[Bb] [C]
You just pour and drink.
[F] [Bb]
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack,
[F]
No pouring out your heart to some high-dollar quack.
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
[F7]
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
[Bb]
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
[F]
You don't have to think.
[G#] [C]
You just pour and drink.
[F]
Aw, it's cheaper than a shrink.
Riff [Ab] [F]
Verse 2
[F]
Now me and her had this little problem between us.
[Bb]
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus.
[C]
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor."
[F] [G#]
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers."
'Cause it's ;
Chorus 2
[Bb]
Cheaper than a shrink.
[F]
You don't have to think.
[C]
You just pour and drink.
[F] [Bb] [F]
About eighteen bucks 'll get you four six-packs.
[Bb]
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack.
[G#] [F] [Bb]
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done.
[F] [F7]
And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun.
[Bb]
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
[F]
You don't have to think.
[C]
You just pour and drink.
[F] [C#]
Yeah, it's cheaper than a shrink.
Verse 3
[Bb] [C#]
If liquor prices soared as high as gasoline,
[F] [G#]
I'd a quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen.
[Bb]
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy.
[Bb7] [C7]
The best thing about it far as I can see is that it's ;
Chorus 3
[Bb]
Cheaper than a shrink.
[F]
You don't have to think.
[G#] [C]
You just pour and drink.
[F]
And it's cheaper than a shrink.
[G#] [C]
Aw, you just pour and drink.
[F]
And it's a whole lot cheaper
[C] [F]
Than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink.